If there’s one thing you should know about me, it’s how much I love food. I wish to eat food all day every day, but my human only feeds me at scheduled mealtimes. My human thinks that if she died in her sleep, I would eat her. Sometimes (even if it’s hours before dinnertime) I try to annoy my human into feeding me by chewing on her computer cords, meowing loudly in her ear, and nibbling on her toes. When I’m not chewing on plastic spoons or my feather toys, I love to nap. I mostly sleep on my human’s desk or bed, but sometimes she wears this really fuzzy sweatshirt and I can’t help but cuddle up in her lap! My human gives me lots of attention and who can blame her? Just look at how adorable I am!